It’s time for your workout boy!

Locking leather wrists cuffs secured onto boy’s wrists ✓

Locking humbler with electro attachment points locked onto boy’s balls ✓

One ratchet strap hung from closet rod ✓

Two adjustable bungee cords with clips on the ends ✓

Two 5 lb. dumbbells connected to wrist cuffs using bungee cords (better yet, use adjustable dumbbells to easily increase/decrease the weight)  ✓

One chair (so boy thinks he will be able to rest  if  when he gets tired) ✓

This may look somewhat familiar to some of you if you've followed my blog closely, from when I put totalsubmi in a similar predicament.  But this one adds yet another twist.

After locking the humbler on hushpuppy1980‘s balls and locking leather wrists cuffs on his wrists, I used the bungee cords to clip the two 5 lb. dumbbells you see to the wrist cuffs.  That way, as he gets tired and really wants to drop them, he’ll think twice before he does that. Nobody wants 5 lb. weights just hanging from their wrists.

Then I hung the ratchet strap you see from a closet rod above the chair.  But this isn’t a typical ratchet strap that you crank manually.  The way this one works, you pull down on one rope and it lifts the other rope up…permanently, until released with a small lever way up above the boy.  You know that saying, “What goes up must come down?”  Yeah, that doesn’t apply here.  ;-)

Next, I clipped one end of the ratchet strap to a rope tied around the boy’s balls. The other end was clipped to the boy’s cuffed hands.  In case you haven’t already guessed it, the rope clipped to his cuffed hands is the one that can be pulled down, in turn hoisting the rope to his balls up higher.  This is where the “What goes up must come down” rule doesn’t apply.  If he pulls the rope to his hands down, his balls go up…and stay there until released, or until he pulls them up even higher.  How does he prevent his balls from going up? Better hold those dumbbells up high, and keep em there!

So to recap, here are the boy’s options:

1. Stand up (sort of) in a half-squat position, and hold those dumbbells high above his head.  He could hold them lower, but I just explained why that would be a bad idea.  Oh and the humbler locked on his balls prevents him from standing up straight.
2. Sit down and hold those dumbbells up even higher.  But sitting down either means he sits on his balls locked in the humbler, or he sits on the very edge of the chair if he likes his balls.
3. Hold the dumbbells low while standing in the half-squat position, or any lower while sitting, and listen as the click-click-click sound seals his fate…of having to stand up a little higher each time that happens.  Can’t sit or stand lower anymore since he just got his balls hoisted a bit higher. Once he starts down that road, I guess that means no more “breaks” sitting on the edge of that chair.

So, subs, which option would you choose?  Add your comments below with what you think you’d do.